Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
