Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
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I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
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Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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