He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I just found puke in my bra..
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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