i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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