So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
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Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
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Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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