Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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