You work out of a Hotel?
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
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There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
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You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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