Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
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So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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