Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
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The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
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The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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