I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
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Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Oh god it's open bar.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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