when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
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Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
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i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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