I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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