I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not