This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
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My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
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My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow