new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
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She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
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Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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