it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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