He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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