they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
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It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
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I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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