they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
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Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
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He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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