Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
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