Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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