I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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