took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
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conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
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I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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