u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
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