i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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