do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I faked an abortion last night.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
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Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
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She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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