ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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