He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
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sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
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note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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