Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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