Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
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Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
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i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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