we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
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The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
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Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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