Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Well I just put wine in my tea
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
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