You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
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I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
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And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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