Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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