I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
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No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
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Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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