I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
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So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
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Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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