It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
i think i have herpe
just one?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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