Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
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It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
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He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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