yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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