so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
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He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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