I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
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his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
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what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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