I'll bet she douches with gravy.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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