First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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