just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
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they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
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The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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