You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
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Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
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What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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