what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
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so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
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i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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