you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
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Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
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Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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