that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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