Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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