my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
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drinking out of a sandbucket again
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
There's always time for handjobs
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I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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