Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
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this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
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If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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