I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
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unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
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He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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