he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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