wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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