just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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